Friday, December 4, 2009

Global Warming My AZZ!

So I'm sure everyone had heard of the 'GLOBAL WARMING' phenomenon.

The Polar Ice caps are melting...resulting in disaster, yadda yadda yadda.

Now I'm NOT a rocket scientist, BUT lets break it down:

GLOBAL=WORLDWIDE
WARMING=GETTING HOTTER

So Global Warming would imply that the world is getting hotter, right?

WRONG

I live in Houston, Texas...it's always 90+ degrees. We have two seasons:

SUMMER: Hot as hell with an occasional thunderstorm
NOT SUMMER: Warm with an occasional cold wind

It's not SUPPOSED to snow...this is TEXAS! But it has snowed every year for 3 years straight...had to cut my trip to ATL short because of it! (I made it safely by the way)

*Mad-Face*

Sounds more like global COOLING to me.......but #imjussayin

1 comment:

  1. We usually only get 2 days of winter time. Hell, 90% of the city doesn't even know what winter is. Mr. Winter has been coming and going for the last 2 months. UGH!! I sooo miss t-shirt-cargo-sperry weather...aka summer.

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