Monday, December 28, 2009
Valentine's Day is STUPID
OK
SO it might be a little early to start ranting about how much I HATE Valentine's Day...seeing as how it's still 2009 and we have about a month and a half until this stupid day approaches.
BUT
I really really really REALLY HATE Valentine's Day. And before you try to DO me and say somethin like 'Oh he jus mad cuz he aint got no man' let me let YOU know that I'm in a healthy and committed relationship, so my distaste for this stupid holiday has nothing to do with that.
Why do I hate Valentine's Day?
Because it's STUPID! Why do I need a special day to buy someone a gift and spend time with them? I should do that on a regular basis. The stores are filled with chocolate, pink teddy bears, flowers, cutesy wutesy cards, and all kinds of other shit. And honestly, what do YOU do with the gifts that your significant other has bought you for V-Day? After you break up with the person you end up trashing the shit, right? Right!
Hmph
Valentine's Day is stupid...SO wer'e NOT gonna celebrate it in 2010. Ok we are...my BF will be highly upset if I don't get him something.
But I will say one NICE thing about this stupid day...it's a great excuse to FUCK someone! ;-)
Sunday, December 27, 2009
PSA: I am NOT the Gay Representative!
Don't get me wrong...I LOVE gays! Hell, I AM one (sometimes)! I get loose when a certain Britney, Rihanna, or Bey song starts playing. And my favorite color is purple (because it's a symbol of royalty...don't do me)
But I am NOT NOT NOT and let me repeat NOT a representative of the gay community. Like I said, I love the gays, but I don't know why they do the things that they do. I can't tell you if someone is gay just by looking at them (actually I can, but I would prefer not to).
Straight people really irritate me with this bullshit.
EXAMPLE #1
Cute guy wearing skinny jeans walks into my store.
Coworker: (LOUD) Is he gay?
Shrugs Shoulders
In my mind I'm thinking: BITCH if you wanna know then ask him...it aint like you gonna fuck him if he aint (horrible grammar)
EXAMPLE #2
Mom: I heard one of the Jackson brothers is gay. (She says 'gay' in a quiet whisper, as if its a curse word or somethin...)
Me: Oh really?
In my mind I'm thinking: "I REALLY don't care...he's a little old for me."
If she woulda mentioned Ron Artest (Lakers), Andre Johnson (Texans), Mo Williams (Cavaliers), or Brandon Roy (Trailblazers) then I woulda been on the first flight to LA, Houston (wait, nevermind), Cleveland, or Portland.
So this is a PSA for all the straight people in the audience (if there are any): Please DON'T do the following:
1. Ask a gay man about another mans sexuality (We really don't care, unless he's an athlete)
2. Ask 'why do gay people _______'? (That's like asking 'why do Blacks/Mexicans/Asians ________'. It's RUDE!)
3. Ask if gay people's parents approve of their lifestyle. (It doesn't fucking matter if they approve!)
4. Congratulate a Houstonian on the election of Annise Parker. (We are glad she won, but we're off that now so let it go. We didn't congratulate black folk when Pres. Obama was elected)
5. Ask how we feel about gay marriage. (Ok that's just me...personally I don't believe in straight marriage either, since more than half of them #FAIL but #imjussayin)
Gays are just regular folk like everyone else...we wake up, go to work (most of us), come home, eat, sleep, and shit just like everyone else. So please please please PLEASE don't try to understand why we do the things that we do. K? Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
2009
So I guess I should be thankful...
I have a house...
A car...
And A job...
I'm alive and healthy
I guess 2009 was a good year for me. Yeah I had my ups and downs...my good and bad moments (but who didn't?)
I discovered that I'm a pretty good writer (and a halfway decent photographer) and I plan on taking my talents to the next level in 2010.
As we spend the next week getting full and DRUNK, lets be thankful for what we have and remember the ones that are less fortunate than we are.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have a house...
A car...
And A job...
I'm alive and healthy
I guess 2009 was a good year for me. Yeah I had my ups and downs...my good and bad moments (but who didn't?)
I discovered that I'm a pretty good writer (and a halfway decent photographer) and I plan on taking my talents to the next level in 2010.
As we spend the next week getting full and DRUNK, lets be thankful for what we have and remember the ones that are less fortunate than we are.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Monday, December 21, 2009
Control pt. V (Is it Over?)
Nicholas didn’t know what to do. Part of him wanted to leave his ex boyfriend lying on the ground, however a voice was telling him to ‘do the right thing’. He searched the area and noticed a half empty bottle of painkillers on the ground. He dialed 911 and the paramedics arrived moments later. They tried to resuscitate him as they went to the nearest hospital and Justin was rushed to the ER. His stomach was pumped, but it may have been too late. He slipped into a coma.
Nicholas sat in the lobby thinking about his painful relationship with Justin. He hoped his ex lover would recover, but he felt that he deserved this for being so abusive. He believed Justin should be punished, and God was doing his job. He checked the time...6pm. He remembered his date with Anthony at 7. He smiled when Anthony called.
“Hey baby...what’s up?”
“Just wanna make sure you’re still coming over...”
“Of course...but I might be late. I’m at the hospital”
“What’s wrong?”
“I’ll tell you about it later”
click
Meanwhile, Anthony was still trying to get rid of his boyfriend.
“Why are you here?”
“Because I wanna see you!”
“This isn’t working...I can’t do this anymore. This distance is killing us!”
“Baby we can work it out!”
“Then move to Miami...”
“You know I can’t do that!”
“Then that’s it...”
Anthony felt that it was time to break up with his boyfriend. The relationship was dead and it was time to move on. He went into the kitchen and started cooking. He was making shrimp fettuccine alfredo
At the hospital, Nicholas was still contemplating his next move. He got up to leave, then looked back at his ex lover on the hospital bed and sat back down. He couldn’t leave him alone. He still loved him, even after the shit he put him through. He was confused and couldn’t think clearly.
He decided to step outside and clear his thoughts. He thought about all the times that Justin beat him. He thought about the hell that he had been through during the last three years. He wanted to leave, but he couldn’t. He cheked the time again...6:30. He went back to Justins hospital bed.
What if he didn’t make it? He was prepared to live a life without him. He continued to think about his life and what he should do. An hour passed by...then two hours...then three. He kept ignoring calls and texts from Anthony. The doctor said that Justin would be fine, but Nicholas couldn’t leave his side until he let him know how he felt.
“I hate you Justin! I can’t believe you did this to me! I can’t believe I stayed with you! You’re a liar and you don’t deserve a guy like me!”
Even though he was in a coma, Nicholas felt that he got the message. He decided it was time for him to leave. He called Anthony to apologize but he didn’t answer. He sent a text...no response. He made the 15 minute drive to Anthony’s house and noticed an unfamiliar car parked in the driveway. At first he was angry, but he realized that he stood him up and he didn’t have the right to be upset. He took a deep breath as he walked to the door and rang the doorbell. Anthony answered the door with a towel wrapped around his waist.
“Oh NOW you wanna show up?”
“I’m sorry...Justin tried to commit suicide and I was at the hospital with him”
“Fuck that nigga...this night was supposed to be about me and you.”
“Who the fuck is that?” he asked as he noticed Paul in the living room.
“My ex”
“Ex? If he’s your ex then why the fuck is he here?”
“Keep my name out your mouth little boy! I will fuck you up!” Paul said as he stood between the two men.
“Fuck both of you! You can have each other...” Nicholas said as he stormed off. He wasn’t about to fight over ANY dick...no matter how good it was. He liked Anthony, but he came with too much baggage.
“Wait, please don’t leave!”
“Fuck you...I don’t have time for this shit!”
Anthony grabbed Nicholas’ arm, pulled him back, and kissed him in front of Paul.
The kiss was magical, but it didn’t change Nicholas’ mood. He was still leaving.
“Call me when you get rid of that problem” he said as he pointed to Paul and drove off.
THE NEXT DAY
Nicholas woke up to a bright and sunny day. He called the hospital and was told that Justin was doing fine and would be released the next day. He was happy that he was ok and was ready to move on with his life. He looked up at the ceiling and placed his hand on his fully erect dick. He started stroking as he thought about Anthony lying naked next to him. He started stroking harder as he thought about Anthony smashing his brains out. He was interrupted by a knock on the bedroom door. He threw on a pair of black basketball shorts before he told the intruder to come in. It was Tony...
“I made breakfast...I know you been going though it lately.”
Tony made sausage, biscuits, eggs, and bacon.
“Thanks”
His hardon would have to wait. He ate, showered, then started out with his plans for the day. He decided he would look for a new place and begin his new single life. He had on a pair of grey slacks and a lime green fitted button down shirt. He was leaving as Anthony pulled up in the driveway.
“I’m sorry about last night” he said
“It’s cool...did you get rid of that nigga?”
“Yeah. He went back to Texas this morning. Look I was hoping we could start over.”
“I guess...but we need to take it slow.”
Nicholas told Anthony that he would call him later and set off to begin the rest of his life. He was excited about his new begin and anxious to start this new chapter in his life.
Friday, December 18, 2009
The Importance of Communication
UMMMMMM
I really don't know why people ask ME for relationship advice. I suck at relationships! I'm NOT good at relationships! Me and relationships do NOT get along. Honestly, I don't know how I've managed to stay IN a relationship for nearly two years.
BUT
People ask me for advice.
AND
I always say that EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION is KEY!
Relationships are filled with misunderstandings and what-not, and its important to fully understand each others point of view. It's important to know where everyone is coming from to avoid a frustrating situation. Good SEX is also VERY important! ;)
I really don't know why people ask ME for relationship advice. I suck at relationships! I'm NOT good at relationships! Me and relationships do NOT get along. Honestly, I don't know how I've managed to stay IN a relationship for nearly two years.
BUT
People ask me for advice.
AND
I always say that EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION is KEY!
Relationships are filled with misunderstandings and what-not, and its important to fully understand each others point of view. It's important to know where everyone is coming from to avoid a frustrating situation. Good SEX is also VERY important! ;)
The Definition of Privacy
I aint even gon lie (Horrible grammar, I know) my phone is password protected. Why? Because I don't like nosy people! Many would argue that if you are in a relationship then you have a right to go through your mates phone, and vice versa. Others would say that it is a direct invasion of privacy.
I've gone through someones phone before...and I found out some VERY interesting things. Things that I really didn't want to know...
The point is this: What's done in the dark will come to light, and hoes ALWAYS get caught! ;)
Sunday, December 13, 2009
It's About DAMN Time!
Congratulations to my ALMA MATER Prairie View A&M University for capturing the SWAC championship for the first time in 45 years! PV was on ESPN for losing 80 straight games in the 1990s...
#7: QB KJ Black
#90: DE Quinton Spears
Now I could BORE you with stories about fucking the football players during my four years at PV, but you wouldn't be interested in that type of stuff...so I'll just leave you with the eye candy!
#7: QB KJ Black
#90: DE Quinton Spears
Now I could BORE you with stories about fucking the football players during my four years at PV, but you wouldn't be interested in that type of stuff...so I'll just leave you with the eye candy!
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