The Cleveland Cavaliers are the SEXIEST team in the NBA right now. It has nothing to do with the fact that they are #3 in the Eastern Conference or #1 in their division (YES I have sports knowledge). This roster is just plain SEXY!
Exhibit A: Take a look at Mo Williams

I love yellabones with tats, and I'm CONVINCED that he's FUCKING Lebron James!
Exhibit B: Daniel Gibson

Hmph...I love Keyshia Cole to death, but I mean REALLY, what can she do with all that???

He needs ME in his life!!!
Exhibit C: Delonte West

They say he has HERPES...mmmmhmmmmm. EWWWW. We can look, but we definitely can't TOUCH this one...might get a case of the UH-OH
Exhibit C 1/2: Lebron James
I personally think he looks like a GORILLA, but something about him is SLIGHTLY sexy...maybe it's the $$$

And of course my BABY owns a minority share of the team...

Now I won't be planning a trip to Cleveland anytime soon (aint shit to do out there) but TRUST I will be in the building when the Cavs play the Rockets (I'll be sitting behind the Cleveland Bench)
Yesss you saved the BEST for last!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought sure you were going to past your head on keyshia's body...