Global Warming My AZZ!

So I'm sure everyone had heard of the 'GLOBAL WARMING' phenomenon.

The Polar Ice caps are melting...resulting in disaster, yadda yadda yadda.

Now I'm NOT a rocket scientist, BUT lets break it down:

GLOBAL=WORLDWIDE
WARMING=GETTING HOTTER

So Global Warming would imply that the world is getting hotter, right?

WRONG

I live in Houston, Texas...it's always 90+ degrees. We have two seasons:

SUMMER: Hot as hell with an occasional thunderstorm
NOT SUMMER: Warm with an occasional cold wind

It's not SUPPOSED to snow...this is TEXAS! But it has snowed every year for 3 years straight...had to cut my trip to ATL short because of it! (I made it safely by the way)

*Mad-Face*

Sounds more like global COOLING to me.......but #imjussayin