Sex Talk

So I'm layin on the couch in my sexiest, tightest pair of undies with my legs seductively, yet subtly spread, and I'm wondering "Why isn't this nigga FUCKING me???"

I don't take dick very often, but when I want it I WANT it. When I want it and I don't get it I get ANGRY and I lose focus. So it's better for EVERYONE if I get what I want.

So back to the question at hand: why isn't this nigga FUCKING me? Maybe it's me...maybe I just don't do it for him anymore...

Nah, that's not it. 4 Reasons:
1) I'm skinny, and it's a scientifically proven fact that skinny bois have better azz ;)
2) I'm tight...
3) I have walls
4) I can make him nutt in less than 5 minutes

So it's DEFINITELY not me. Hmmm...maybe it's him. Maybe he's tired. Then again that really makes no difference, because its very easy to wake a dick up. Maybe he has someone on the side. After all there's nothing wrong with a lil coleslaw to go with your extra crispy, ya digg? No...you don't dig and I don't share.

So as I'm layin on the couch oiled up, smellin good, and ready to go, I'm still thinking HMMMM...WTF? It would have been obvious to most niggas that I was trying to get THE BUSINESS, but for some reason I wasn't sending him that message. Was I doing something wrong? Nahhh definitely not. I shouldn't have to say 'YO, LET'S FUCK'. You should come get it when I throw it out there...plain and simple. When you live with your lover, you should be fuckin, suckin, lickin, or bitin every single day...NO EXCEPTIONS