Thursday, July 16, 2009

Introduction name is Steven and I like dick. I know that's a strange way to introduce myself but I figured we might as well get that out of the way so there's no confusion. And let me clarify my statement...the phrase "I Like Dick" is a loose expression. I say that because I like dick and ass equally...I'm fully versatile. But that's a conversation for another night. And I'm in a healthy and committed relationship, so if you approach me the wrong way your feelings will get hurt. Hmm...what else do you people need to know about me? I'm 22 years old, a recent graduate of a historic and prestigious Texas HBCU (Prairie View A&M), and a future homeowner (8/4/09). I work for the nations 3rd largest mobile communications provider (Sprint) and I hate every minute of it. The only reason I'm still there is because I can't quit until my new house is built...but as soon as that house is finished BAAAYYBAAAAYYYYYY I'm chunkin deuce! I want to be a teacher (even though my degree is in Finance) so I can help my community and be a role model to kids that need one. I have one biological sister, two play sisters, a play brother, and several "in-laws". Most of my family knows about me...except for the aunts, uncles, grandparents, etc. But my mom and pop know and they deal with it. My sister knows and she doesn't care...she loves me either way.

Sooo enough about me...I decided to start a blog because I keep a lotta shyt bottled up, and that's not healthy according to people like Oprah and Dr. Phil. So I'm using this as an outlet to express my FEELINGS. Yup...doesn't get any gayer than that...kidding. And I'm goofy as hell so expect some crazy shit at 2am, like this. I don't mind meeting people and making friends...and I LOVE to travel. So far I've been to L.A., New Orleans, and ATL (my favorite). I've lived in several other places since I'm a military brat (Germany, Colorado, Missouri, Georgia). Currently I call the lovely city of HOUSTON, TEXAS home. I guess its an ok city. It's the fourth largest city in the country so it must be special. If it wasn't, then the 5.4 million people that live here would live somewhere else. It's a hick town though...and there are a lot of Mexicans. Mexicans that refuse to learn English. I mean I don't mind learning Spanish but DAMN! And it's hot as hell...actually I think it's hotter than hell. Much hotter and more humid. But we have a/c so it's not that bad. And BEYONCE is from here...and so is George Foreman. And NASA is HQd here.

Well uhh, I guess that's enough for now. It's 2am and I NEED to be sleep. Until next time...



  1. Now you know I had to comment on this. The first line that you wrote...smh...Lol... It was everything, straight to the point. GREAT job for your first post ! - Higher_Learning (aka TBone)

  2. Great Introduction. Going through your blog. I like it.