He Accused Me of Cheating...

Stop the MUTHAFUCKINME presses!!!

My BF thinks I'm cheating on him. Here's how the convo went:

Him: Why have you been such an asshole lately?

Me: What? I've been acting like I always have...I don't know what you're talking about.

Him: One of your little "friends" musta made you mad...

Me: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Him: I'm just sayin...I didn't make it to 31 by being retarded.

*LONG PAUSE*

I wanted to choke his ass...

*Kim Kardashian Voice * Like SERIOUSLY? They say if you accuse a faithful man of cheating he'll actually start cheating. Is that saying true? We're about to find out...

BITCH...

This is why I hate guys now...I don't like people that accuse you of something, but act like they are picture perfect. People who don't practice what they preach. People who are habitual liars. But that's a story for another  night.

*I NEED A DRINK*

So what's the moral of this story? Stay out of relationships...they are bad for you. Fuck what ya heard...