I Hate This Damn Place...

Houston, Texas.  I have the unfortunate pleasure of calling this mosquito infested hell pit home. I hate this place and everyone here. I tried to give it a chance...I really really did. But I can't. I came up with a list of 10 reasons:

1. Its too hot
2. Too much damn traffic
3. Everyone is racist (Whites don't like blacks, blacks don't like Latinos, Latinos don't like anybody, and EVERYBODY hates the gays)
4. Its too damn big
5. Aint shit to do here
6-10: Repeat 1-5

Hmph...I already started my countdown. I'm gettin tha fuck outta here...