WARNING: This entry makes absolutely NO sense! Read at your own risk!!!
I procrastinate too damn much! Last night as I drifted off to sleep I thought of something important that NEEDED to be done. Did I get up and do it? Fuck no...I said 'I'll do it tomorrow'. And guess what!? It's TOMORROW and I forgot what the hell it was that I was supposed to do! I'm sure it has something to do with my side hustle, but I really can't remember right now. This is EXACTLY why I need to start writing shit down!
UHHHMMMMMMM
Why do Mexicans walk so damn slow???? I love mi hermanos pero it pisses me off when I'm in Wal-Mart tryna get what I need and get the hell outta there but Maria and her 13,000 children are taking up the ENTIRE aisle and walking like I aint got shit to do! I think they do it on purpose...
Speaking of Wal-Mart, them muthafuckas pissed me off! See, I REALLY need an oil change (actually I needed it 4,000 miles ago) and I went to Wal-Mart because thats the only place thats still open when I get off...I went there on Wednesday and the guy was like "I'm more than happy to do your oil change but I'm the only one here and it's gonna take about an hour and a half"
FUCK THAT
I love Mariah (my car) to death but I aint bout to wait no hour and a half for no damn oil change...I'd rather buy the oil and change it my damn self, although I'd seriously fuck some shit up if I did that.
So I went back today thinking, hmmm...maybe they will have their shit together...but I was WRONG. I sat in my car waiting on someone to come over and start the process, but they just looked at me like I was crazy. I looked at the sign to make sure they were still open...and they were. So everyone was just sitting there looking stupid, and I left. Hmph...fuck that. Wal-Mart fucks up people's cars anyway. So I guess I'll wake my ass up EARLY in the morning and go to the dealership :(
WELP I guess that's it for now...everyone have a GREAT weekend! Don't get too drunk...and PLEASE make it to someone's House of Worship on Sunday!
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*Blank Stare* ....random ass. lol
ReplyDeleteSo true regarding los mejicanos. Now, about that oil change...you're worse than my best friend who never knows when to get her oil change. Now when you burn that engine out....lol. You better get that taken care of like 4 MONTHS AGO!