Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The EX That Wont Go Away...

I have this EX. Technically he was my first BF, but it really doesn't count because we never had sex and we were both VERY young. We did the whole 'stayin up late every night on the phone' thing, and that was about it. Even though he was younger than me, he had a lot more 'experience'. (That's my nice, subtle way of calling him a hoe...oop). The relationship didn't work because he played too many damn games, and I was too old for that.

We tried it again a few months later, and again the relationship failed.


5 Years Later

We have somewhat of a friendly relationship. He calls sometimes to 'check up on me'. He says that I don't call him enough.


Why would I call him? He's my EX. And he has a MAJOR attitude problem. I also have an attitude problem, and two bad attitudes don't play well together.

Besides, I have a BF and he knows this. But the dude is cute tho...kinda short, but he has a decent body and some EXCELLENT boy puss (so I've heard). So if anyone out there has the patience to deal with a psychotic psycho, let me know!


  1. IIIIIIIIIIIII...doubt any sane person in their right mind would want him.

  2. *giggles* Well, I'll start paying his phone calls but thats just me. lol

  3. I think we all have that ex that just will NOT go away. My lingering ex and dated 2 years about 15 years ago, and he still declares his loves for me. UGH! On to the next PLEASE!