Randoms for the Week

WARNING: This entry makes absolutely NO sense! Read at your own risk!!!

I procrastinate too damn much! Last night as I drifted off to sleep I thought of something important that NEEDED to be done. Did I get up and do it? Fuck no...I said 'I'll do it tomorrow'. And guess what!? It's TOMORROW and I forgot what the hell it was that I was supposed to do! I'm sure it has something to do with my side hustle, but I really can't remember right now. This is EXACTLY why I need to start writing shit down!

UHHHMMMMMMM

Why do Mexicans walk so damn slow???? I love mi hermanos pero it pisses me off when I'm in Wal-Mart tryna get what I need and get the hell outta there but Maria and her 13,000 children are taking up the ENTIRE aisle and walking like I aint got shit to do! I think they do it on purpose...

Speaking of Wal-Mart, them muthafuckas pissed me off! See, I REALLY need an oil change (actually I needed it 4,000 miles ago) and I went to Wal-Mart because thats the only place thats still open when I get off...I went there on Wednesday and the guy was like "I'm more than happy to do your oil change but I'm the only one here and it's gonna take about an hour and a half"

FUCK THAT

I love Mariah (my car) to death but I aint bout to wait no hour and a half for no damn oil change...I'd rather buy the oil and change it my damn self, although I'd seriously fuck some shit up if I did that.

So I went back today thinking, hmmm...maybe they will have their shit together...but I was WRONG. I sat in my car waiting on someone to come over and start the process, but they just looked at me like I was crazy. I looked at the sign to make sure they were still open...and they were. So everyone was just sitting there looking stupid, and I left. Hmph...fuck that. Wal-Mart fucks up people's cars anyway. So I guess I'll wake my ass up EARLY in the morning and go to the dealership :(

WELP I guess that's it for now...everyone have a GREAT weekend! Don't get too drunk...and PLEASE make it to someone's House of Worship on Sunday!

Eye Candy: TOP of the Minute

Wanna see his face?

What about his dick?

HEHEHE

*devilish grin*

New Segment: Girl Crush

I was starting to get a little bored with the blog...that's one of the reasons I took a little mini vaca. SO I decided to add some new shit to it...

The GIRL CRUSH is a piece of fish that I'm currently 'feelin'. A chick that can GET IT! And the Fish of the Minute is LETOYA LUCKETT...I don't care what anyone says, this chick is FOINE!!!!!!! And her personality is ON POINT. (Yall know she was ALWAYS the finest member of Destiny's Chirren) 

Dallas, Texas

This weekend I made the drive to DALLAS for All-Star Weekend (the four hour trip only took two hours...you do the math). Here is a brief synopsis (look it up) of the trip.

1. Galleria Dallas is THA FOOL!!!!!!! The Galleria in Houston is waaaaaaaay better! (Although I did cop a fresh ass pair of Reeboks and a bunch of new shirts)

2. Dallas boys are THA FOOL!!!!!!!!! They aren't UGLY, but they look kinda grimey. And I SWEAR this dude in the club smelled like pure ASSFUNK. His friends shoulda told him to take a bath before he brought he funky ass out. (But the security guard at the hotel was kinda hott...)

3. There was entirely too much TRAFFIC! (Almost cussed this bitch out on the freeway...ol stank pussy ho)

4. The night scene is DIFFERENT: No guys dressed as girls...No Beyonce...No bounce music (I was kinda upset by the fact that they didn't play VIDEOPHONE...dats my shyt!

I actually enjoyed the trip, and I finally understand why folks from Dallas act the way they do. But I didn't see ANY eye candy :-(

I'm BAAACCCCCKKKKKKK

Did you miss me? Of course you did...I know I wasn't gone THAT long...but it was long enough for me to find some shit to say. And I have a LOT to say, so buckle up and enjoy the ride ;)

Untitled

I wanted to write a blog...

But I have NOTHING to write about............

SOOOOO

That means its time for me to take a mini vaca from the 'blogging' scene...time for me to go out and MISBEHAVE, then tell all of you about my experiences...HEHEHE

Be back soon!!!

Will Conroy

I have officially REPLACED Brandon Roy as the most fuckable NBA player...the honor now goes to Mr. Will Conroy of the HOUSTON ROCKETS.

Look at him...he looks better without a shirt

I'm definitely adding him to THE LIST :)